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If I Had Any Greatest Hits, This'd Be Them

by Bob Birthisel

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    This is a 24 track anthology, including 2 new songs recorded December 2022, "Take The Elevator" and "Hard Drivin' Man"
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You want the Seventh floor You want the Eighteenth floor You want the Twenty-Second floor Take the elevator Some get on from the Mezzanine Some get off on Sixty-Nine But if you want to reach the Penthouse Take the elevator. T-t-take the elevator It's a long way down - you could take the stairs Such a long way down - you can jump with a parachute It's a long way down From the bottom to the top, you've gotta choose your stop No easy stairway to Heaven Take the elevator. Take the elevator Take the elevator. T-t-take the elevator
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Well, he's the all-night lover in your fantasy And in your dreams he can do no wrong Dance all night and never miss a step, no, no If you want tougher than leather, or soft as a feather He knows what makes a woman feel good Lovin' you every which way but inside out 'Cause he's a hard drivin' man Rock you all the way until mornin He can take you without warnin Ooooh, he's a hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man He's lookin' for somebody to love now, baby How 'bout you 'Cause you've been hopin' and wishin For a man on a mission, it's true He's got long, wavy hair. Perfect teeth He can't wait to get underneath your cover To see what you're so proud of He's a hard drivin' man Feel the heat rise up from your skin Let the thunder and lightin' begin Ooooh, he's a hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man 'Cause he's a hard drivin' man Give you everything he's got now, babe Work it over, and over, and over again Ooooh, he's a Ooooh, he's a hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man Hard drivin' man
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First Rodeo 03:32
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Work! 03:31
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I decided to do a retrospective of everything released since 2015, and wanted new blood on here as well. Includes the remixed version of What About My Reward, by legendary producer Stuart Epps (Elton John, George Harrison, Oasis).

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released December 15, 2022

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Bob Birthisel Lynchburg, Virginia

Bob sang and played drums professionally for 20+ years. Johnny Gioeli, lead singer of Hardline, Axel Rudi Pell & Crush 40 performs vocals on his song
"What About My Reward (2024)." Bob's music was used on a Prime-Time FOX TV show in 2021, and still appears on Sport1 TV soccer broadcasts in Slovakia & Czech Republic. His vocals range from David Crosby and John Mayer to Tim McGraw and George Strait.
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